| Author | Message |
|---|---|
 Beetley |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 05:31:43
There are fourteen listed at spawn, yet, it seems there are plenty of other rules which aren't shown. Please, Chip, list the rules for us.All 6062718189493981847819174718738182 of them. 1. Be respectful. 2. Don't breath wrong near a staff. 3. Staff can Only respond to ban appeals which are short and contain hardly any information. 4. Don't sell things Cheap. Please, continue my list. |
 NicNac |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 05:36:39
5. Go into the suggestions section once a year(Luigi did just add locks to Shulkers and trapped chests so props to him |
Beetley |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 05:38:10
Ooh, yes, forum game! Let's try to list all the rules.6. No using colours to welcome players. |
NicNac |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 05:41:34
7. You may reply to a thread once every 16 days.8. Don't bump old posts |
Beetley |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 05:49:15
9. Don't say bad stuff about staff, you'll end up like Mumfie.10. It's okay to advertise if you're doing YouTube. 11. Suicide encouragement is allowed, if you're not Harvoo. |
NicNac |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 05:57:39
12. Someone build a cruddy cobblestone shack right in the middle of your faction? Not my problem.13. Shit mouth the owner, get muted (COUGHasrielCOUGH) 14. Make funny post making fun of the rules? Ban and demotion. 15. Oh k u used /smite more than once a month yeah I'm gonna remove that. |
NicNac |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 05:59:02
16. You used /BC to pretend to be a god to talk to a deafult when the chat was absolutely dead and no one cared? Removed. |
 DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 06:23:50
17. rule 13 is royal BS |
 Harvey |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 06:47:18
Loving this |
 thomasjones |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 07:40:11
Rule 18. If you break a single dirt block in wilderness you get banned |
NicNac |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 07:41:44
Rule 19. If you come on the forums and complain about said dirt you get ip banned |
thomasjones |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 07:43:33
Rule 20. If you complain about rule 19 you get ip banned |
thomasjones |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 07:44:11
Rule 21. Armz is bae |
 CloudyBogdan |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 07:45:27
Rule 22. Follow Cloudy Bogdan on YouTube |
NicNac |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 07:46:01
Rule 23. If there is any hint of salt in your tone, you get all your commands removed |
thomasjones |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 07:49:23
Rule 24. What you made a typo? Well you are now perm muted. |
NicNac |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 08:01:41
Rule 25: If you loose editing perms you will never get them back and the staff have all the right to troll you |
 CaptainSpaceSheep |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 09:39:01
Rule 27 dont listen to cloudy, he is the "like or die" comment kind of guy |
CaptainSpaceSheep |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 09:39:25
Rule 28: You didnt notice i skipped 26 |
Beetley |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 10:15:03
29 - Don't break the nonexistent economy. |
 armzngunz |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 10:45:44
30 - No fun. |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 10:45:47
31. my penis is bigger than yours |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 10:48:20
32. brawl is better than melee |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 10:49:14
33. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. |
armzngunz |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 10:49:57
34. If it exists there IS porn of it |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 10:51:37
35. "kys" = perm ban |
armzngunz |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 10:54:48
36. You are ugly and your breath smells, you are also a noob. |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 10:55:48
37. susan is server mum |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 10:57:19
38. #tonezngunz |
 Irk_Cipher |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 14:12:09
39. Rule 34 applies to rule 38. |
 Miss_Awesome_2 |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 14:44:09
40. Give me all your monies or ban |
 galbby5 |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 18:23:55
41. If Luigi smells badly baked bred u will be band |
galbby5 |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 18:28:34
42- don't bully anyone unless the person who you are bullying is i_am_choi_boi |
galbby5 |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 18:29:16
43- melons should replace the global economy |
 Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 20:30:00
44- Only 90's kids will remember #45 |
Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 20:32:02
45- God |
thomasjones |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 21:22:28
Rule 46. Rule 42 is actually "The meaning of life" |
galbby5 |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 21:42:49
Rule 47: rule 46 is true |
 IAmSavannah |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 22:33:41
Rule 48: If you get wrongly punished for something you didn't do, not our problem |
 Techy |
Date sent: 2017/02/01 23:41:14
Rule 49 - You used a /ban on a guy who was hacking and killing everyone using perms you still had from your past as a mod? Banned. |
galbby5 |
Date sent: 2017/02/02 02:12:05
Rule 50: Luigi is always right |
Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/02/02 02:15:30
Rule 51: pulp in your orange juice. |
Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/02/02 02:15:50
Rule 52: pulp in your apple juice. |
Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/02/02 02:16:16
Rule 53: pulp in your milk. |
Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/02/02 02:16:38
Rule 54: Pulp in your [CENSORED] |
Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/02/02 02:19:12
Rule 55: Rule 55 was an operating rule which applied on British railways in the 19th and 20th centuries, and which was superseded by the Modular Rulebook following re-privatisation of the railways. Its principle survives: waiting trains on running lines must remind the signal controller (signaller) of their presence. |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/02 04:03:45
56. pulp in your pulp |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/03 05:27:29
57. i am always right |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/03 07:58:08
58. the bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. |
galbby5 |
Date sent: 2017/02/03 15:01:04
59. Minoi |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/03 17:21:30
60. fuck rule 59 |
galbby5 |
Date sent: 2017/02/03 17:52:12
61. Rule 59 is considered as nuclear waste |
 Proatus |
Date sent: 2017/02/03 19:01:25
62. The cover read: “Middleton Group #1, Rule #62.” Once the card was unfolded, a single pungent sentence leaped to the eye: “Don't take yourself too damn seriously.” Thus it was that under Tradition Four an A.A. group had exercised its right to be wrong. |
Proatus |
Date sent: 2017/02/03 19:07:00
63. If you even consider entertaining the thought of stating the server's donation policy does not operate within Mojang's EULA guidelines, you will be ostracized, castrated, defenestrated, mutilated, and conflagrated. No exceptions. |
Proatus |
Date sent: 2017/02/03 19:12:31
64. The cantelopes have eyes. |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/04 01:58:25
65. WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS NIPPLES?!? |
galbby5 |
Date sent: 2017/02/04 04:39:01
66. The answer to 65 is "the bee lifted the nipple away" |
Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/02/04 17:06:46
67. If you make a joke on an old post in the complaints section, and you say "does this section say Ban Appeals? No. use the right forum section next time" Chip WILL take it seriously. No exceptions. |
Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/02/04 17:07:49
68. Filler |
Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/02/04 17:08:08
69. http://rulesoftheinternet.com/ We have finally reached it. |
galbby5 |
Date sent: 2017/02/04 22:15:46
70. Why is there no perverted joke on rule 69 |
Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/02/05 01:01:04
72. Because, Chip will take it seriously. ;3CONTEXT CLUUUUEEEEESSSSS |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/05 02:34:18
73. all numbers over 100 are over 9000 |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/08 21:22:00
74. join Hyperion or get band |
thomasjones |
Date sent: 2017/02/08 21:23:30
75.The cake is a lie76. Gravity exists 77. Global warming is a hoax made my China and if you don't believe it you will get band |
 loki570023 |
Date sent: 2017/02/08 21:57:27
78. Rule 71 isnt there because I shot it. |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/08 22:02:25
79. i like holes. especially making new ones in people. |
galbby5 |
Date sent: 2017/02/08 23:14:59
80. Trains |
galbby5 |
Date sent: 2017/02/08 23:15:09
81. Nipples |
galbby5 |
Date sent: 2017/02/08 23:15:34
83. Don't question rule 82 |
galbby5 |
Date sent: 2017/02/08 23:16:22
84. Ellie should move to Zimbabwe |
Beetley |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 01:23:02
85: Look at Chip's minecraft girlfriend = Yelled at.86: Comment on Chip's 59039282 minecraft relationships = Band. 87: Break up with Chip = Removal of everything. |
NicNac |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 01:28:31
88: have a decently important question? Get ignored. |
 Matodir |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 16:32:17
89: Have an opinion and a remote IQ? Told off+Ban |
Matodir |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 16:34:34
90: NinNac is a God. Respect NicNac91: Rule 90 is correct and should be forcefully enforced 92: Rule 91 saying that rule 90 is correct is correct 93: Those that disrespect the mighty NicNac shall be beat, persecuted, tormented, crucified, disembodied, disamboweled and raped. |
Irk_Cipher |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 17:39:01
94: Do not attempt to explain how the economy works.95: Do not write fanfiction of Irk Cipher. 96: There is a logical explanation for rule 95. 97: Do not ask for a copy of the fanfic referred to in rule 95. |
 ACeTheGreat |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 19:31:29
99: There is no rule 98.100: Don't smoke potatoes... |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 20:03:20
101. dalmatians |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 20:04:19
102. Project M is better than melee, but a bit less than brawl. |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 20:07:00
103. don't argue with chip. he will bend everything until it looks like he's the right one |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 20:07:31
104. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ |
 Puff30826 |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 20:15:27
105. If you're looking for a girlfriend, talk to Chip. He's been with all of them. |
 Michael9999995 |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 21:01:18
106. Long live the supreme empire of Proxima centauri of Michaelandia |
Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 22:14:43
107. I'm scared, as I started the chip shit in this comment train. O.o |
NicNac |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 22:21:23
108. Throwback to rule 93.109. Make sure that when you're in the wrong you bend others words in your favor to make yourself look good. |
Puff30826 |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 22:53:44
110. Look at all the shade towards Chip |
 JamesSkullBlood Moderator |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 22:57:32
Rule 111. Any replies on this post that doesn't contain a number of the rule or the rule will be REMOVED here an example http://prntscr.com/e6qrak |
 Minoizahttr |
Date sent: 2017/02/09 23:36:59
112. Minoi + Madzahttr = <3 |
Michael9999995 |
Date sent: 2017/02/10 03:36:04
113. Minoi + Saraku = <3 |
CaptainSpaceSheep |
Date sent: 2017/02/10 06:17:49
Rule 115: That will probs get removed |
loki570023 |
Date sent: 2017/02/10 06:58:59
Rule 116: notellie ate ellie. |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/10 08:02:54
114. we no longer need to do these in order |
Minoizahttr |
Date sent: 2017/02/10 08:08:41
Rule 117. We do have to do these in order. |
Minoizahttr |
Date sent: 2017/02/10 08:10:26
Rule 118. 6062718189493981847819174718738182 <- If we can actually reach this number of rules/replies to this thread, Beetle has to give everyone 100k. |
CaptainSpaceSheep |
Date sent: 2017/02/10 10:00:09
Rule 119: Rule 114 got removed because i pasted the entire bee movie script there |
CaptainSpaceSheep |
Date sent: 2017/02/10 22:39:54
Rule 120: If your mike end every post with a bump :D |
CaptainSpaceSheep |
Date sent: 2017/02/10 22:40:41
Rule 121: we can try minoizahttr. You are my spirit animal btw |
CaptainSpaceSheep |
Date sent: 2017/02/10 22:41:17
Rule 122: If your arcinic7 dont talk to me. |
CaptainSpaceSheep |
Date sent: 2017/02/10 22:42:20
Rule 123: we are getting there, only 78994756 more to go. btw 100 comments now bump :D |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/11 00:10:59
101. i ship tonezngunzofthebakeryminoizahttrofthebakery_bruhspacesheepngunzofthebakery5700231208 |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/11 01:43:25
102. having a life = band |
Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/02/11 04:27:01
124. If you play overwatch, you WILL get matched with a team of bronzes against a team of diamonds. |
Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/02/11 04:28:52
152. rules 125-151 were band because they had lifeses |
Minoizahttr |
Date sent: 2017/02/11 04:37:41
Rule 105: the two above were rules 103 and 104 |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/11 04:43:40
106. this is rule 106 |
Asriel🍆 |
Date sent: 2017/02/11 08:42:16
107. this is not rule 106 |
CaptainSpaceSheep |
Date sent: 2017/02/12 09:44:51
Rule 108: Apparently no copying and pasting the bee movie script. |
Matodir |
Date sent: 2017/02/12 10:09:03
109: Money110: Money is webb's sole purpose 111: Rules 109 and 110 summarise webb completely 112: Rule 112 is correct 113: Money |
DreemurrTheDreamer |
Date sent: 2017/02/12 10:17:50
111."if true" in the most useless line of code |
 Erwin |
Date sent: 2017/02/13 13:06:27
112. Killing people is ok, but killing people is NOT ok |
Asriel🍆 |
Date sent: 2017/02/13 15:05:17
113.  |
Asriel🍆 |
Date sent: 2017/02/13 15:05:17
114. i don't care that you broke your elbow |
 luigiofthebakery Moderator |
Date sent: 2017/02/14 12:55:25
137. No duplicate rule numbers138. Have money on the server? Pay taxes until you don't. 139. Make petty complaints to keep the forums active. |
Matodir |
Date sent: 2017/02/14 16:40:07
140: Banter |
thomasjones |
Date sent: 2017/02/14 16:40:25
141. Make another 10 ban appeals cause nobody read your original ban appeal within 10 seconds. |
Asriel🍆 |
Date sent: 2017/02/14 17:35:23
118. rule 137 does not apply to me, as i am more powerful than the creator of said rule. |
CaptainSpaceSheep |
Date sent: 2017/02/14 20:29:26
119: The rule after 17 is not a rule. Delete it. |
Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/07/03 18:29:22
1: Inter-dimensional time portals are functional. |
Irk_Cipher |
Date sent: 2017/07/03 19:18:53
2. HERE WE GO AGAIN. |
