| Author | Message |
|---|---|
 loki570023 |
Date sent: 2017/07/12 09:21:27
This is my final journal, detailing the events of my demise.Tell my storyyyyy Its 5 am and Ive just finished a game of Checkers. But this was no ordinary game of checkers mind, no not at all. I am deeply traumatised. Sheepsurge challenged me to a casual game of checkers. Red wool and black wool for pieces, soulsand for red kings, dirt for black kings. I mean...african american kings. (sorry aouldrain) It started simply enough. We battled back and forth, throwing our soldiers at each other, each working towards our goals. At first it looked like I was going to crush sheep. But he pulled through at the last possible move, and began a mighty comeback campaign. We whittle each other down to our last...after about 3 hours, I began documenting the battle with pictures. At last, down to our last few pieces, he counter attacked me suddenly, even as I was trying to trap him. Caught off guard, he tapped me instead. I had to sacrifice a piece to escape, and worse, if he made the right move, he would lose only one whereas I would lose two. That wouldve ended it then and there. But it was not to be. He missed his chance, and I got him an underhanded hit, and he lost two of his 4 kings. Down to 2 kings, he retreated slowly from my 3 kings. Eventually, I played a sacrificial trap, and we each lost one more. At long last, I trapped his remaining piece, and killed him, ending the game. Unable to bear the dishonour of defeat, he jumped off the ledge into a deep pond, and killed himself. Following is a link to the storage area where I have stored my documentation of the battle. http://imgur.com/a/g5HOQ I attained victory. I am become death, and Sheep embraced me. But at no small cost. I am deeply wounded, and traumatized. Even now I feel myself slipping...this will be my final report. I expect to have died long before you see this. This is Loku, the achiever of Victory, crusher of foes, and cancerous edgelord, signing off.... ded whydidIdothispleasegodkillmeendmysufferingjesuschrist-imeanGheesusCrust |
 Matodir |
Date sent: 2017/07/12 13:30:41
This is the best post I've seen on the forum in months. |
Matodir |
Date sent: 2017/07/12 13:31:00
I will gladly end you once I'm back home from Paris in like 8 days tho |
 Aouldrain |
Date sent: 2017/07/12 16:18:46
It was fun, we talked about...Things... |
 belgnbor |
Date sent: 2017/07/12 16:35:08
Congrats Loki that was one long game, both refusing to sleep even though it was about 4 or 5am for them both. |
 SheepSurge |
Date sent: 2017/07/12 17:07:18
Ohhh this is far from over, the rematch will be soon, preferably earlier in the day. |
 Michael9999995 |
Date sent: 2017/07/13 03:01:54
Lol niceee |
 Gheesus |
Date sent: 2017/07/13 08:17:24
luigi even came and watched |
